OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH
Immediately and Henceforth,
- Naked aggression shall be called “preemptive war”
- Propaganda shall be called “news”
- State kidnapping shall be called “extraordinary rendition”
- Water torture shall be called “enhanced interrogation”
- Arbitrary imprisonment shall be called “extrajudicial detention”
- Kleptocracy shall be called “privatization”
- Securities fraud shall be called “derivatives trading”
- Sitting on the ground shall be called “active resistance”
- Chemical attacks against sitting civilians shall be called “pain compliance.”
That is all.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH